the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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