I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
organizing the empties. That sober.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
