we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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