So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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