I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
they need to just BURY HIM!
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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