yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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