I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
