Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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