that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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