i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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