the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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