her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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