so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Farmville is her only friend.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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