Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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