Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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