Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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