Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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