I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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