Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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