just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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