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so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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