you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
i out mim tonsoeep
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