How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
