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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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