called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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