this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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