i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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