Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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