Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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