that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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