wat bout pragnant strippers??
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
home. puking in laundry basket.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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