hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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