I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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