that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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