Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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