I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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