I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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