question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
