I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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