got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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