last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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