well you can't waste a boner
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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