i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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