How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
As shirtless as possible
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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