He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
i think im in europe. pls send help
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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