Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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