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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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