help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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