You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
