...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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