There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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