I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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