thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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